Summarizing Christianity

I have been seeing some very superb (short, funny and true) summaries of Christianity lately. Wanted to share some of them:

Seen on a T-Shirt:
Christianity:
The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove and evil force from your souls that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense.
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Bill Maher:
Here is our religious test for office:
If you believe in judgment day, I have to seriously question your judgment. If you believe, you are in a long term relationship with an all powerful spacedaddy, who will, after you die, party with your ghost forever, you can't have my vote even for Miss Hawaiian Tropic. I can't trust you with the levers of government because there is a electrical fire going on in your head. Maybe a president who didn't believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less wiling to get them killed. Candidate Romney, a mormon believes in spiritually blessed underwear that can protect him. ....
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Saw something nice on PZ Meyer's website, but don't seem to be able to find it right now....